CUSTOM VULVA PAINTINGS

YOU ARE ART.

A professionally crafted painting of your very own vulva

    • Acrylic paint on canvas

  • 4 X 4’’ - $80

    6 X 6’’ - $99

    8” Circle - $200

    10’’ Circle - $250

    12’’ Circle - $300

    18 X 36’’ - $800

    Custom sizes and requests available

    • The painting is shipped in a sturdy package

    • I ship without tracking; tracked sipping is optional at checkout

    • I ship worldwide

    • Please note I am located in the United States (usually California). International shipping takes 2-5 weeks; but can take up to 8 weeks in case of delay at customs (this is rare)

    • If you have any questions please reach out

how Does it work?

You pick your canvas size

Send an encrypted safe photo of your vulva via WhatsApp or email

Pay (venmo, cash app, zelle, or card)

Await a special delivery in the mail

How to get the perfect photo…

  1. Find your lighting

    Remember the lighting you use will impact the colors of your photo, so the best shoots are taken in natural light. Find a sunshine spot in your space or somewhere with soft lighting.

  2. Positioning

    Sit on your bum and spread your legs open wide

  3. Smile and breathe

My vow to you

I understand that this a vulnerable exposure of your most precious self. That you are entrusting me with an intimate photo. This is not something I take lightly. I am honored to receive a photo of your vulva and all of its colors, shapes, sizes, and hairs.

I ask that photos are sent via WhatsApp because is has end-to-end encryption that works across both iPhones and Android. Sending photos via email is also a safe and easy option.

I vow that your photo will be deleted promptly from our messages the moment the painting is finished. I will not post a picture of your painting without consent and your identity will be completely confidential.

Forever and Always

With my juiciest thank you’s and sincerity,

Masie Kuh